Cheyenne Martin

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

give a woman a ring and she'll eat for a day. give a woman a lifetime fishing license and she'll be loved and feared by all marine life for eternity

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

Clipping

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

I'll stop buying concert tickets when I'm dead

6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.

I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.

Can some of you please go to social media summer camp to learn how to talk to people online.

Jokes aside, it's very strange when I post something that isn't even that controversial (e.g. an opinion on a movie or tv show) and get the most off-the-wall and aggressive replies you've ever seen. If I make a post that says "Hmm I didn't really care for (insert book here)" your internet anonymity doesn't give you permission to reply with "Fuck you, you stupid bitch, I hope you keel over and die" or whatever. Can you imagine saying that to someone irl? No, you can't, the internet has just emboldened you to be irrationally angry and hostile at very little provocation.

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard