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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

Scamp

gnome ass prank

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you