i'm the baddest alive

I believe in weirder stuff, so sure, why not? And miiiiiiiine... well, I kind of hope they aren’t a snob? Some people get off on making other people feel dumb and I think those people are giant meanies. Maybe my soulmate is Lonnie? Since @waialikiariana‘s is @thelilshang and he and Lonnie are sibs! And she’s pretty and nice enough. But also she’s a little too much of a jock for me so hmm, maybe not her either. I don’t know! But I can’t wait to find out.

I’m pretty sure I can speak to pigs, or at least to Pua!

Pretty! And designer, whichever of them send me stuff.

I’m waiting for somebody who’d love me even if I was a worm, or worse, if I was born ugly. It’s so tough being so insanely good looking sometimes, you know? Like, it messes with your precipitation of reality.

I’m actually sworn to secretsy on this one, sorry! What happens in the model apartment stays in the model apartment.