Waggle's Suspicious Hyperlink Emporium

Hello! And thank you for calling the WSHE Customer service hotline. We'd like to remind you that included topics may be NSFW. Now, please listen carefully as our menu options may have changed. Oprima 9 para francés. Press 1 if you are having trouble accessing the suspiscious hyperlinks. Press 2 if you have been misdirected by a hyperlink. Press 3 if you are a merchant or distributor. Press 4 for our hours. Press 5 if your browser is biologically rejecting our hyperlinks. Press 6 if 6 is your favorite number. Press 7 if you or a loved one has suffered from internet overexposure. Press 8 for the weather. Appuyez sur 9 pour l'espagnol. Press 10 to hear these options again. Press 11 if you would like to speak to a representative.