Godzilla's Wrestling Coach

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

A somewhat mundane thing that is like hazardous to my mental health if I think about it too long is the culture of Starbucks Orders. you have people doing this fucking. 4 pumps of this 4 pumps of that half-caff 1.5x foam plus caramel drizzle and they do this every day they give this whole order to a barista with a straight face and it never crosses their mind that the barista wants to and deserves to gut them like a pig for it. some people are just fucked and i genuinely think the way they interact with starbucks is a sign of a deeper sickness of the soul

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