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@waavebreak· said: ooooooh my god small

“ ne ne, d’you think if i break your knees we’ll be the same height? ”

“Aaaaanko-san” he flips up a peace sign at the fellow jonin when she enters the standby station. .. From @waavebreak·, who is probably gonna get pestered by Anko now.

“Yo, Stud.”  Anko replies in greeting before sticking her tongue out playfully.  The nickname is given due to the stud piercing in his brow, although she’s never actually stated that.  So if Jun believed that Anko was calling him ‘Stud’ because she found him attractive, that was on her.    

She sits atop one of the tables, ignoring aggravated looks shot in her direction by other Jonin who were using chairs like civilized people.  Crossing her legs, Anko places an elbow on the one knee atop the other and rests her hand in her chin.  “Where’s your team of squirts at? Are they on kitty-cat catching duty or somethin’?”

Jun snorts in response to being called ‘stud’, leaning his head back against the couch cushion again. That was rather forward of her, but then again, Anko is kind of a forward sort of person, so he doesn’t exactly read into it that much. That, and he totally is a stud, duh. 

“Actually, it’s dog walking today,” he says with a laugh and shooting a glance at the clock on the wall, “which they should be done with in a bout half an hour.” They certainly don’t need his help to walk a bunch of dogs (nor does he really want to help) so of course he’s going to use the time to chill out a little bit in between. 

Student 1, jumping on his back: Oh no you're not! Prepare to be physically over powered Sensei! I've got you!

Student 2, holding onto his front getting pushed : You can't move.

     “I painted plants on my walls,” He folds his hands together in front of his stomach. “ZZ plants and some grass, and cattails. My landlord will be upset but chances are I will not be leaving until I am dead, so I do not care.” 

     Shifting his weight and tilting his head, Sai continues, “But no fresh oxygen– so I just open my window. What are you going to name your plants?” 

It’s a weirdly morose thing to say, but Jun finds himself nodding sagely at Sai’s statement anyways. He is likely to spend the rest of his living hours in his same apartment also. Unless it gets blown up again. Then he might just buy a tent because he’s getting a little tired of that bullshit. 

Her head popped up a bit more when he asked her name and admitted to being curious. It could be worse right? Though she wasn’t really willing to just tell someone her name these days, so she just sort of took a moment- just one to make a name up.

“Hayoon-” well thats a VERSION of her name, not a complete lie but enough for her to give him, something right? She should probably write that down somewhere.

Jun doesn’t generally chat up strangers in the street, but weirder things have happened. Given the circumstances he figures he ought to be friendly at least. Plus she kind of looks like a traveler.