on a balcony in summer air

you’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning WHOSE PORTRAIT’S ON THE MANTLE! WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS! MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELED

"The time will pass any way"

gritting my teeth as "sandy hook was staged" marjorie "jewish space lasers" taylor "christchurch was an inside job" greene "white genocide conspiracy theorist" starts posting things that people largely agree with, and I have to deal with people saying "she makes sense though" as if she didn't spend the last ten years being one of the scummiest fucking people on the goddamn planet

u do not ever, under any circumstances, have to give it to mtg.

i’m gonna start talking about shaving the way homophobes talk about being gay. i don’t care what you do in the privacy of your own home but leave me out of it. i also dont think children should see it on tv

SCREAMING my mom just called out of the blue to be like "hey have you ever read fahrenheit 451?? it's so good!!" and i was surprised she hadn't read it before but we chatted a little about the book and then at one point she goes "yeah i just never got around to it bc i didn't really like star trek" which of course had me going "huh?" followed quickly by "mom. mom do you think gene roddenberry wrote farenheit 451 or that ray bradbury created star trek." and after a veeeeery long silence she says, ".....this would explain some of the tonal differences"

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.

I do this and it works. Also prevents collapse.

how come I have not bewitched somebody body and soul yet

coney island and the alcott and renegade are kind of like the trio of divorce duets

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball