REV 22:20

i don't know what people think telling me they're too intimidated to talk to me will do. stop being a pussy then

it's my husband's fault entirely for taking a broke bitch and sending them plummeting headfirst into money. now i don't know how to act and i will spend and spend until he or i are in the ground

autocannibalism is the ultimate in veganism

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. in my case, i love to chug kerosene

had a lawyer-type man in a bar tell me "i see how someone like you can make a weak man stupid." i then had to explain to him that most men are already stupid and i had nothing to do with that

@num8skull fool that you are to think that i haven't

speaking of snakes, my favorite one is now a mother. congratulations on her strange, squishy eggs

i havent existed in this realm of hell since last year someone point me to where the people exist

two in the pink, one suddenly missing