[How to Screw Up a Revolution - Rebel Lilith AU]
(Prequel - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 here!)
@voxpopulidei - @broadcasting-screams-since-33 - @first-sinner-of-hell
Barely a week and a half had passed after the VoxTek interview went on air for all of Hell, showcasing that the number one revolutionary had been none other than Lilith, the Music Overlord (who even had called herself 'Lilith Morningstar' to spite the archangel royalty).
A letter from Heaven did not made itself wait, establishing an urgent meeting three days after it's arrival.
... However, Lucifer saw the royal seal and, without opening it, left it on the desk and continue on with his task. Heaven knew better than to interrumpt him when he was making the ultimate rubber duck (this time for sure)!!
So, he completely forgot about it.
In fact, he had forgotten so hard about it, the weekend passed by without Lucifer warning Lilith or the Box guy about it.
"Luci~." Lilith talked in that sing-song voice that always made his heart flutter. "This weekend has been unforgettable. I'm so glad you were able to take a break from your King of Hell duties to be able to spend it with me ~."
The two of them laughed out loud. They knew perfectly that his King of Hell duties consisted mostly in making rubber ducks shows to pass the time.
Lucifer stopped his laughter short to stare at Lilith's. What he wouldn't give to wake up every day at her side and make her laugh like this.
It wasn't long since Lilith noticed his stare. "What?"
Lucifer blushed golden before looking away. "Nothing."
But if Lilith could be described in one word, it would be stubborn. "What is it~?" She poked his red cheek playfully.
Lucifer, instead of giving up and confessing, took the chance to grab her by the waist and make the two of them roll around in the bed. Lilith's surprised yelp and consequent laughter made the two of them forget what even they were talking about in the first place.
"I am so glad Heaven did not bother us for now." Lilith mentioned a few hours later. "It would be even better if they didn't even watch the interview. Right, Luci?"
Lucifer's eyes snapped as Lilith mentioned Heaven and he suddenly remembered. Oh, shit.
"Fer?" Lilith asked, worriedly.
"I'msorryLilymyovenisonfire-" Lucifer disappeared in a sudden 'poof' of flames as he teleported away.
Lucifer appeared in his workshop already fully dressed and hastily launched himself into the ultimate rubber duck's pile. "FOUND IT!" He raised the letter from Heaven as if it was a trophy. "Alright, let's see... Phew, it's only three days from now on." He exhaled, relaxed.
Then, he realized something. "IT'S TODAY."
He didn't even had the time to say goodbye to Lily before teleporting away to the Heaven's embassy at the center of the Pride Ring.
In fact, it had been so long since the last meeting with Heaven, he had forgotten the regulations to sign up before entry and teleported right into the meeting room itself.
"Cutting in close, aren't ya?" Asked a male voice with a laugh.
"Glad to see you are finally joining us, Lucifer." Sera said with a stern voice. "I almost thought you would not be able to come."
"Yeah, I was getting bored. Already thinking about making the trip worthwhile by exterminating a couple sinners since we are already here." He shrugged while chewing on a couple of ribs.
"Sera, who is the joyful guy?" Lucifer asked with disdain.
Before Sera could answer, the winner already yelled out. "Have you already forgotten, old man?! I'm Adam, the First Man!!" And he signaled at his side to the angel with a complete exorcist outfit. "And this kickass bitch is Lute, the leader of the exorcists!"
The woman did not say anything, but simply resorted to narrow her eyes at him and pass a finger from side to side of her own neck.
Lucifer rolled his eyes. He knew a mere angel would not be able to harm him at all. "Great." He didn't even thought of faking any formalities like 'pleased to meet you.' "What are they doing here? I thought this was a Heaven's meeting."
"Are you fucking kidding?! My ex-bitch-wife is turning shit on Hell and you are expecting me to miss it?!" Adam yelled out in a fit of laughter.
"Adam. What did I say before I agreeded you to come? Settle down." At Sera's command, Adam instantly shut up. It seemed like he respected her, at least.
'Finally'. Lucifer thought for himself. "So, what happened? Why did you all come here so urgently?"
"That first question is what I came here to figure out. Care to explain what is happening in the Pride Ring lately, Lucifer?" Sera looked at him like she could pry all the answers out of him just with her gaze. "And yes, before you ask, we did indeed saw the interview."
'Gulp.' "Oh, that? I have it all controled, don't worry! What, a sinner calls out for rebellion on live TV and suddenly Heaven thinks they are in danger? Please, I'm the King of Hell!" He fake laughed until Sera narrowed her eyes, which also shut him up really quickly.
"We are here because we think you don't have it controlled."
That made Lucifer realize something that made his golden blood run cold. The fact that Sera had come here with the leader of the exorcist army and his right hand was not a coincidence created out of politeness.
Sera was stating that things would not be over with just a scolding and a promise to dismantle the revolution. It was that Heaven thought that Lilith was a threat.
"But I suppose, since you have it all controlled... We'll just have to see how you handle it."
"No, wait, that wasn't what I was saying-" Lucifer protested, but someone else interrumped him.
"Ohh, are we staying in Hell?! Can we start an extermination since we are already here?!"
"Rats." Adam crossed his arms and sulked in his chair like a child.
Lucifer tried a desperate plea. "Can't you all... go back to Heaven and await the good news?" If the golden angel could sweat, he was sure he would have physically drowned in his anxiety by now.
"We'll be staying in your palace." Sera announced and the three of them disappeared like a glitch. Seems like the meeting had been just an hologram image.
'Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, oh, fuck.' He was thinking as he teleported away as well. 'I have to warn Lilith.'
Hopefully she (and the Box guy who was helping her) won't be too mad.