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Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life

me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:

I’ve wanted to draw a proper Orca boy for so long ^^

One time I was at the store when another dmab child started following mine around. The family of that kid thought it was the cutest thing they had ever seen. They laughed, “look, he’s following that little girl around!” I smiled politely and kept shopping

They didn’t go away, however. They kept following us. My child didn’t really understand what was going on, and they kept saying things like, “look, he has a crush on the little girl!” I don’t know how long this went on, but it got really weird. Finally, I turned and said, “actually, he’s a boy.”

They disappeared. Not another word was spoken. I don’t think they even acknowledged what I said beyond a shocked “oh”. Suddenly, it wasn’t cute. Suddenly, it wasn’t Innocent. Suddenly, their boy didn’t have a crush on my boy, like they had insisted before.

my cat, about to puke on the carpet:

yeehaw riptide