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im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

YESSSSSS!!!!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!

What do you mean a big sneeze saved me from limbo

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

May 22, 2026 - A noble street rat in Berlin displays his kind's strong sense of justice, as he attacks and disturbs a line of the lowliest and most dishonorable kind of vermin one could ever hope to meet: German riot police on their way to attack a Palestinian solidarity demonstration. [video]

don’t worry about it

but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it

And not only that, but even if you get over the invisible wall, there’s another barrier that causes damage and knockback. So even if you managed to get over the invisible wall part of the Nintendo Containment System™, there’s still an additional, cylinder-shaped barrier that will do damage to you and knock you back out, even if you try to get in from the top or bottom. That castle has more security measures than Fort fucking Knox and it’s all to give a middle finger to speedrunners wanting to finish the game in an hour. It’s fucking wild.

As of July 2019, the barrier has been defeated in all versions of the game, and the current World Record is 1hr 04m50s. The current method is to give yourself seventy invisible grappling hooks, which corrupts so much of the game’s memory that there’s not enough left over to load the barrier (or a lot of other things, like enemies or cutscenes. It’s amazing). You can just walk right trough where it’s supposed to be.

Fun enough, Twilight Princess also has a Barrier. It still has yet to be broken and maintains a speedrun of just under 3 hours. There really aren’t really any leads to get around it because it makes Wind Waker’s barrier look like an opened door.

How dogs look at you when they are begging for boiling water on the stove