yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

fucken die bro

guy who says grace before doing a line of coke

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

McDonald's should start doing abortions

kind of a dick move of the queen to stay alive through all this. where's her sense for comedic effect

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

sorry for ignoring you ive been going insane