VodkaAndBiscuits Cont.

I want one!!

do u mind

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

were u not hugged as a child