Takoyama and Guru Ant in Mesmerizer!

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Takoyama and Guru Ant in Mesmerizer!

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i feel so nerdy for trying to calculate guru ants strength in his new size
typically, ants can carry stuff between 10-50 times its weight. the average weight of men above 20 years old in the U.S. is 199.8 pounds. assuming that guru ant can carry stuff 50 times his weight at max, his new weight is that of the average american man, and he has kept this strength ratio as he grew, he can lift about 9990 pounds, just shy of 5 tons.
HOWEVER.
here, he is seen holding up a coin with ease. if this coin were to be a penny (which is the most likely option here), it would weigh 2.5 grams. an ant is typically 1 to 5 milligrams (0.001-0.005 g). again, assuming guru ant is the maximum of this, the coin would easily be around 500 times his own weight. assuming now that he can carry this much at maximum, the amount of weight he can carry in his new size would be shifted to 59900 pounds, if not more depending on what else he can carry. (after all, not everybody can lift weights at their limit with such ease)
tldr; DAMN guru antβs STRONG
Imagine falling in love with a stoner looking ant lmaooo πππ could never be me
Anyways. PaRappa OC. Harper Lop. Ok?
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He's actually an old Sprunki OC but I wanted to bring him back so bad so yeah I got the chance. Initially he was gonna be a fawn and a self-insert but naaah okay bro
Ogh... Stupid Ant. And pretty clown bunny.
This is my second yumeship because my first was with Pretence Im SCREAMING AAAAH!
my friend sent me this! it's sooo freaky ππ
Hey parappa the rapper fans, especially guru ant fans! I just wanna ask you guys something..
My friend sent me these pictures, and I really like them! I was wondering who's the artist of these fanarts? They told me they saved it from tumblr years ago.. I assume they were drawn by the same person based from the art style.. Thanks in advance!

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This is kinda random and specific to request this but, can you draw Guru Ant and Teriyaki Yoko like in the same room? I've always wondered how my two favourite characters will interact.. Not really a ship art.. just draw them however you see them as! ^_^
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Hii!! I saw your Guru Ant fanart and I like your art sm! Sorry if it is repetitive to request this but can you draw Guru Ant and Teriyaki Yoko (from Um Jammer Lammy) together? I don't really care if you draw them as a ship or not, just draw them however you see them as! :]
thank you, that means a lot, but how does a ship like this materialize? i'll give it a shot though.
YokoGuru mentioned this is so kewl OMGSGSGSG
when the rareship is so rare that it has literally no canon interactions in the franchise, no merch, no fanworks (fanarts, fanfics, etc.) for the past years, no opinions from anyone, no analysis, not even a single post talking about itβ¦ and somehow that automatically makes you the no. 1 shipper π
Can you draw Guru Ant and.. Teriyaki Yoko? I've always wondered how their interaction is like :D
I like thisss!