hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls

hits different this year

All that Activia and Jamie Lee Curtis still don’t give a shit about your feelings.

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

i am extremely analytical and everything needs to be explained… hate living in the unknown bitch i have to know everything or i will fall into a coma

i love “die mad about it” as a response bc what other choice do they have!!

big dumbass energy