Sushi Is Kinda Good I Guess

Me logging on to make bad posts

my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

RE FUCKING TWEET

Holy shit this may actually work