* 𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙽𝙾. 7

episode 1.   trigger warning for violence and murder.

❛  take it easy.  ❜

❛  you gonna shoot me?  ❜

❛  how can you shoot what you can’t see?  ❜

❛  i can see that you’re naked.  ❜

❛  i understand your frustration.  ❜

❛  well, this is awkward.  ❜

❛  this is how we find ourselves completely out of control.  ❜

❛  it’s a void. it’s a black hole.  ❜

❛  it’s as if… we don’t know anymore what moves people to kill one another.  ❜

❛  crime has changed.  ❜

❛  the world barely makes any sense, so it follows that crime doesn’t either.  ❜

❛  i like your outfit.  ❜

❛  you look like a mormon.  ❜

❛  you don’t look old enough to be in here.  ❜

❛  you got a gun?  ❜

❛  you stick out like a sore thumb.  ❜

❛  you’ve got the wrong idea about me.  ❜

❛  you do not seem like a bookworm.  ❜

❛  boy, you are hard work.  ❜

❛  you thought i looked easy?  ❜

❛  you don’t like women disagreeing with you?  ❜

❛  would you please stop? you’re relentless.  ❜

❛  you want some pot?  ❜

❛  is that a trick question?  ❜

❛  are you serious? no, that’s completely inappropriate.  ❜

❛  there’s worse things than being a snitch.  ❜

❛  god, you are making me nervous.  ❜

❛  you are such a goody-goody.  ❜

❛  i’ve been warned to watch out for women like you.  ❜

❛  are you sure you want me doing that?  ❜

❛  are criminals born, or are they formed?  ❜

❛  i know who you are. everybody does.  ❜

❛  somebody demands the impossible, you can’t just shoot him.  ❜

❛  i don’t smoke when i eat. i don’t smoke when i don’t eat, either.  ❜

❛  just take it slow. you’ll get there in the end.  ❜

❛  use your powers of deduction.  ❜

❛  why do we behave the way we do?  ❜

❛  what keeps us all awake at night?  ❜

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .