‘ do you think he pooped himself? ’
‘ this performance is very avant garde. ’
‘ it’s very disrespectful, but it’s human. ’
‘ this is embarrassing that i think that’s so funny. ’
‘ i know it’s disrespectful, you don’t have to say it. i’m sticking with this one. ’
‘ so, cowabunga, baby. ’
‘ i think the party’s about to get taken up a notch. ’
‘ i got my party boots on. ’
‘ that’s ventriloquism 101, i think. ’
‘ those sneaks are weak, dog. ’
‘ more importantly, you hate this, so i love doing this. ’
‘ if you don’t want to talk, you can swing this chandelier into the side of his head and concuss him. ’
‘ can you imagine getting up at night, taking a wiz right here, and having that staring at you? ’
‘ close the door. what are you, an animal? ’
‘ oh, i hate this. ’
‘ look! they’ve actually captured a ghost in this box. they’ve actually got it on display. ’
‘ lazy. that’s all i have to say about that one. ’
‘ what if he thinks we’re the ghosts? ’
‘ a classic sixth sense scenario… or the others. or that one goosebumps book, the ghost next door. ’
‘ i’m not the ghost, you’re the ghost. ’
‘ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ’
‘ one time… i cut up… an avocado. ’
‘ if i sneezed right now, this think would lodge into my throat. ’
‘ ever since then, i’ve kind of been terrified of avocados. ’
‘ what if i did die then? ’
‘ …fuck, dude! ’
‘ this would be a pretty elaborate shared delusion. ’
‘ this is actually a secret passage way. ’
‘ that’s gotta be worth a lot of moola these days. ’
‘ you’re threatening to take the treasure if… he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ’
‘ i’m just trying to spook him. ’
‘ he’s gonna come back with some new technology, like that thing they put the dynamite in like jurassic park. ’
‘ …to find the raptor bones. you remember! ’
‘ whatever, man. fuck you. ’
‘ that’s spooky. ’
‘ yeah, that’s very scary. i don’t like it. ’
‘ i mean, if you put down a throw rug or something, it’s fine. ’
‘ well, i can’t say that i’m not disappointed ‘cause i am. ’
‘ you can’t say that you’re not disappointed? ’
‘ i know that doesn’t mean anything to you, but it’s not always about you. just saying. ’
‘ these are my mothman gloves. i use these to catch him. look at the grip. ’
‘ moths aren’t scary. ’
‘ it means you’re eight feet tall. it’s a tall joke. get it? ’
‘ this guy definitely p90x’s. ’
‘ see this guys ass, by the way? ’
‘ i’m greatly enjoying this moment, this is nice. ’
‘ nah, i sniffed for bullshit. full proof. passed my smell test. ’
‘ i don’t trust that one bit. ’
‘ those beady little eyes… they kind of look like yours. ’
‘ i like this guy. i like his vibe. ’
‘ she fought the mothman? ’
‘ oh, yikes. ’
‘ i don’t think that’s how that stuff works. i think usually if you come into contact with maybe something radioactive or something, you die. ’
‘ no, i know, we don’t want you to get shot. ’
‘ no helmet this time? ’
‘ you think we should try to bro down with mothman? ’
‘ don’t do drugs. ’
‘ understand… i want to believe in mothman. ’
‘ if i thought what i saw was batman on my neighbors roof, i wouldn’t be scared. i would go try to get an autograph. ’
‘ if i’m the mothman… and i am not. ’
‘ i’m gonna walk out into the woods naked and serve myself up to the mothman so he can have a little feast. ’
‘ just call him a batman, why is that hard? ’
‘ we should bring a gun… it’s not a joke. ’
‘ i don’t want to be in the mouth of some coyote later. ’
‘ we should be on animal planet. ’
‘ it will remain, for now, unsolved. ’