some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

im just gonna start saying fire and ice whenever i get too autistic and cant think of a response to something someone said

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

every day i wake up and find more new internet trends i do not Understand and every day i thank god for keeping me clueless and protected

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see