Okay But What If I Didn’t Actually

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

-8 <= cherries

☆{ } <= pineapple

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

|■| <= lemonade

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

Have you tried printing it in A4

New mission to just fuck up everyone's bookshelves by selling them books that absolutely will not fit

The books already barely fit. Clearly blatantly not fitting at all might almost be an improvement, as libraries would be forced to sit it out on a table instead of putting it on a shelf. Then everyone walking by would be all "my god what is that thing" and then, because they are the type of person who goes to the library, take it home with them.

I should print them in scroll form. Just one huge fuckoff scroll.

This is the kind of thing you'd find in an Evil Library

#jurgen leitner ass books

As a thirty-something year old who loves museums and browsing various archives and databases, I would lose so much faith in an institution, no matter how prestigious or rigorous they had been in the past, the moment I saw them use gen a.i in any capacity. You tell your boss that.

reblog this with how you pronounce "lmao" in the tags

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

@rusted-fairy-wings

Why are you waging psychological warfare

Hell yeah i do

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live