a girl, an ocean

i could never be a music reviewer because every single album i would just be like yaaaayyy i loved it i had so much fun!!^_^ im glad they're creating something!!!!^_^

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

also the endless allure of arson

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

spotify wrapped is out and everybody is always posting their top 5 songs….. let’s see some love for number 6 that didn’t make the cut. rb and add your number 6

i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon

childhood was so crazy. my parents were kind of young. a meal seemed to last forever. i could run for ages. everyone was alive

I need a job where I just untangle strings and cords for people for hours every day

i get that pushing harder/blowing your nose actively makes a congested nose worse via increasing sinus pressure but not for me though. if i just keep blasting it will work and my nose will clear up for me. this is how im reaching heaven through violence.

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop