IT'S MY TURN, BITCH !

❛  do you know what would look good on you ? me.  ❜ ❛  if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ?  ❜ ❛  damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.  ❜ ❛  your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen.  ❜ ❛  do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?  ❜ ❛  that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.  ❜ ❛  hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend.  ❜ ❛  my dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ?  ❜ ❛  i’m like domino’s pizza. if i don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.  ❜ ❛  hey baby, as long as i have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.  ❜ ❛  let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.  ❜ ❛  i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.  ❜ ❛  that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ?  ❜ ❛  screw me if i am wrong, but haven’t we met before ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.  ❜ ❛  if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up.  ❜ ❛  is it hot in here ? or is it just you ?  ❜ ❛  just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right ?  ❜ ❛  remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later.  ❜ ❛  i lost my keys … can i check your pants ?  ❜ ❛  roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, i’ll be the nine.  ❜ ❛  was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ?  ❜ ❛  apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ?  ❜ ❛  i’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you.  ❜ ❛  i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ?  ❜ ❛  are you undressing me with your eyes ?  ❜ ❛  with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f.  ❜ ❛  i think i could fall madly in bed with you.  ❜ ❛  can i borrow a kiss ? i promise i’ll give it back.  ❜ ❛  what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t think i want babies but i wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.  ❜ ❛  dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ?  ❜ ❛  i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on.  ❜ ❛  i’m having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ?  ❜ ❛  want to save water by showering together ?  ❜ ❛  let only latex stand between our love.  ❜ ❛  if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.  ❜ ❛  i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave.  ❜ ❛  let’s play carpenter. first, we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. we’ll talk about whatever pops up.  ❜