violcntdclight:
“we’ll be sure to make sure you’re the ring bear at our wedding”
“it would be an honor. i always assumed you would ask percy — uh, you know because he’s more aesthetically pleasing in photographs. someone, i’m thinking stella, once told me that i look like i smell something horrible in photos. man, she’s a real keeper.”
“You’re a fool if you think I’m putting Percy in my wedding before you, you dumbass. You do sometimes look like you smell, but I’ve seen you in a tux. Stella hasn’t. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about”











