a traveling winemaker of sorts

((Discovering that Lysander looks like jesus with his hair down, and like Rick O'connell with no beard and a drastic haircut.))

and of course, I could probably think of many more, but that will have to do for this question.=

=Let me think- ah, yes… The person I like has the ability to purr like a kitten. Is that not just the funniest thing you ever heard? It’s quite amusing, and I would not have it any other way!=

And as for a third— hmmm, I suppose it starts to irritate me when I have to repeat myself over and over again. Unfortunately I have to do this frequently in foreign lands because of my accent. I do not think I am that hard to understand… =

=Mmhm. It happened more often back at home though. Now I don’t exactly have a ‘bed’ you see. It’s more like an arrangement of cloth and pillows…For whatever reason, it’s more likely that I end up in my bed though. I do not have any sort of clue as to why this is a more frequent occurrence.=

=Yes! I have! I’ve decided this on a few occasions, but I was a bit more on the intoxicated side, and plenty more willing to tell terrible stories to complete strangers~=

=Ah, so curious you are… But the simple truth is- no, I have not. We have not. But perhaps we will in the future~=

=I have told the story! To very few… and I shall not repeat it to the likes of you, I’m afraid~=

=I’ve gotten close to doing so, amico, but I’ve always managed to stop myself! Besides, if I managed to consume all my wares, it’d be more likely that I’d fall short due to the alcohol poisoning beforehand. When I came here, I brought an enormous stock, and back home, supply was even more abundant.=

=Ahahahaha! Ahaha… Oh, bella… so many times. Though it wasn’t the falling asleep that did it. It was the being drunk and then falling asleep.=

=Never, ever=