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I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@villomaru
My bossβs first language isnβt English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us βdonβt just stand around looking prettyβ, but what she actually said was βWE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXYβ.
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
Happy birthday my thrussy post
Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post
PATCHWORK HOMUNCULI
I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.
A wise mentor once said to me while I was student teaching: "Did you actually fuck it up, or did it just not go how you expected it to go?"
Life changing words.
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i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that
For the uninitiated, you write [sic]βliterally "this" or "so" in latinβto indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.
Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)
"this person is active on kiwifarms" should inspire the same kind of gut reaction as finding out someone lurks stormfront.
even citing information on kiwifarms should lead you to believe a person is at best passively okay with the bigoted harassment the website is built to incite.
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oh ok i'm like actually informing people for the first time what kind of website kiwifarms is. i'm a little surprised this wasn't quite common knowledge to people! but it's good that this post is affecting that!
Could your icon kill someone?
Yes
No
They have
*stares at post*
*slowly tilts my head up*
*I see L with his phone out looking directly at me*
if they choose "they have," then that settles it, but obviously Light's not stupid enough to do that. Any human could kill someone, so if he votes no then he's trying to act innocent, and he's Kira.
But if I vote yes, no doubt L will try to turn it against me. How stupid would I have to be to admitting to being able to kill? Damn... there's no good option! HE'S GOT ME!
Unless...
I've got it!
Huh, so he voted no. Wait, did he...
Oh, Light, new profile picture?
Oh, you noticed? Yeah! It's just a photo I had on my phone that I thought looked neat, changed it a while ago.
Got him! Now he can't admit that he knows I'm lying without admitting to stalking my tumblr account!
How convenient... just like Kira would do...
Hohoho... what the fuck is apole is that like apples
He voted no?? Well-
boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis
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don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun
dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work
we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female π
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
see you're forgetting that it's entirely legal to challenge his dog to battle with your dog, who can be taught the power of an earthquake with a cd you bought from a kiosk at the mall
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"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."
why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon
