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listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

my bad damn

Happy birthday my thrussy post

Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post

Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post

Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

"this person is active on kiwifarms" should inspire the same kind of gut reaction as finding out someone lurks stormfront.

even citing information on kiwifarms should lead you to believe a person is at best passively okay with the bigoted harassment the website is built to incite.

boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍