"I shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do."

Trick question, the answer is all of the above except for the 2nd and last option

did we ever find out if regina picked out all the storybrooke names for her curse. sitting there for hours on fantasy behindthenames like well this should be a one to one I should call red riding hood ruby but for snow I should invoke the mother mary that exists in this world I’ve never been to and then also make it a two-first-names situation so she’s really giving little mormon girl

“Okay but it would be SOOO funny if I named the stupid little cricket ‘Hopper’. Fuck it I’m doing it” —Regina, probably

maleficent is canonically a smoker to ME and she looked at henry like he lost his mind when he told her what vapes are

In a different world, we got a Once Upon A Time beach episode. I would have stuck it in somewhere towards the end of the third season. Just Regina with that little frown line between her eyes and sand in unmentionable places, sitting down on a tacky, brightly colored towel smack-dab between the Charmings, both high on love and life, with one of their damn adorable babies in her lap, watching Henry and Emma build a sand castle while most of the recurring cast members frolic around them, unable to not realize the absurdity of the moment, seeing as she wanted them all miserable and/or dead just like, two season ago. When Belle drags a skulking Rumple past her, and she sees the pair of neon yellow swimming trunks he's wearing, she has to close her eyes and lie down under an umbrella for a while.