Funny Aiden, now you’re just trying to push my buttons or see if I’d get back at you. Well, I won’t give in. And I refuse to answer that question. Not only because I know you’d try to use it against me, but because I also think it’s childish for you to try to trick me into saying something that’ll make you look any better for having a low best friend moment. Not happening. 

It was a joke, not a dick, no need to take it so hard, Tori. You didn’t expect me to reply to these boring anons in a serious manner, did you? Don’t tell me you’re actually upset about it.

I am, yes. If it was the other way around I would have gone out of my way to do a little feeding of your already massive ego. The least you can do is return the favor, even if it’s at the expense of an annoying joke...

Hello to you too, babe.

Number 4. Waitlist, fine I can understand, for someone who was waitlisted he seems unusually smart but... Doug? Cat? ... I’m surprised you even put me above Baker. 

If Douglas wants to know the answer to that question he should try asking me in private instead of through an anonymous messaging software like a little pussy. Great. 

... He’s very easy to be around when you need some kind of simplicity. Probably from that fact that his brain doesn’t work in a complicated form, so he makes everything around him simple.... but when you’re stressed. It’s nice.... Plus he can be kind of funny. 

I’m not bitter about Laiden’s relationship at all? What makes you think I am. And I don’t want to date Aiden. That would be like dating my brother, and I’m not into that.

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I’m not salty at all. I’m happy for my best friend. He deserves it for how brilliant he is. 

Feelings for Douglas? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s a man child with no sense of maturity. AKA, not my type. The only reason I talk to him at all is because we’re in class together and now we work together. That’s about all that’s going on there. 

Right, of course you’re not… obviously. Eh, I’m sure his daddy will buy him some mail order bride from Russia to keep him company or whatever. Or you could always sacrfice yourself if you feel that bad for him. Lucas seems mature enough to me. He just knows what he wants, and what he wants is me. Can’t blame him for that. Relax, what would I even do to him? My motives aren’t bad ones. I simply wanted to know what it’s like, being in a relationship with someone. And I’m kinda curious to see how others will respond to it. Not very positive, apparenly…

I’m not. I promise you, I’m not. Yea true, you have a point. Money can buy a person anything I guess. And no, gross. Like you said before, he and I together would be funny. I’m too out of his league. Not even the idea of marrying rich will sell me on that. Maybe to you because you're getting sex on the reg from him. Hes naive, Aiden. I don’t know. Maybe its not positive because we’re not used to see you with someone seriously. Why all of a sudden though? And why with probably the youngest person living in our building. You could probably do way better.... 

You know it’s me you’re talking to, right? No need to bullshit and pretend. If you think you deserve it more than I do then you’re free to say it. To be fair, who isn’t out of his league? He’s not that young, Tori. It’s just what nineteen year olds from hillbilly towns look like. I just felt like it was time for me, that’s all. And I like him, he’s sweet, hot as hell and always in the mood to play. So, I’d say it’s a perfect match.  And maybe I have some ulterior motives, but who doesn’t, right?

I’m not bullshitting you, Aiden. Do I believe I deserve that trophy, yes of course. Do I believe you deserve it less than me, no of course not. That is a very good point. Poor Douglas, cursed to spend his time alone... He’s 19. He’s just out of high school. He’s only like that because he’s still a child, with absolutely not sense of maturity..... What kind of ulterior motives? Aiden, you better not be doing anything bad to that child.

..You’ll hold back? …Rightfully proving? So, does that mean you think deserve it more than I do? Interesting. Yea, I can tell, you sound thrilled about it. No need to get your panties in a twist, Tori. It was just a joke. The idea of you and whitebread is just funny, that’s all. Exactly, take advantage of the situation like a real lawyer would. Right, he’s cute, isn’t he? Why..? Well, why not?

No, I didn't mean it like that. You’re twisting my words around and making them sound more malicious. I don’t think that. Which is why I’m not working to take it from you. I am thrilled about it for you, of course I am. Oh. Yea, hilarious. I mean, completely hilarious. I’m way out of his league so... Sure, he seems like he could be cute. You know, in the fresh out of the womb kind of way. No, I mean... why now are you suddenly into having a relationship with someone? And out of everyone, why him? What’s so special about him?

I’ll admit it’s a nice bonus, but still no reason to be that salty over. What, you’d actually try stealing it? Right, a joke, for whatever reason you sounded too bitter for it to land, babe. Hmm, okay, maybe it didn’t, but come on, it would have been funny if it did. I don’t think that’s something you should worry about. If whitebread got his hands on that trophy he’d probably just hand it over to you, hoping it’s gonna get him laid. Uh, not that long? It’s the new kid on the first floor, Lucas. I’m sure you’ve seen him around. 

Not stealing it, I’m not Baker. Just rightfully proving to Annalise that I’d deserve it more than whoever had it. But since it’s you, I’ll hold back from doing so. I’m not bitter, why would I be bitter? I’m happy for you, beyond happy for you. What part of that would have been funny? No part of my sex life should be funny. Why would you find it funny?... I guess you have a point. Good thing to keep in mind for the future. And oh. The walking fetus. Yes, I have, we’ve exchanged some small talk here and there... why exactly? 

Just the fact that they get so bitter and worked up over a stupid trophy that they’d go through such lengths to make them feel better about themselves. I don’t know, it just hilarious to me. How does that make me a robot? There’s just nothing for me to be jealous of. You know, sounds of you screaming out his name, that kind of sounds. Nah, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole building heard it too. Maybe you should consider lowering the volume next time, babe. Haha, like what? Hire somebody to steal it from me? Yea, plans with bae. I just asked him out.

It’s a trophy that can excuse us from whatever exam we choose to use it on. I’d go to some pretty crazy lengths myself to get it. You know, if it wasn’t in your possession I mean. I was joking, it was a joke, Jesus find a funny bone Robot... Yikes, that sounds like one pretty frightening nightmare you were having that night. Because it didn’t happen. That or pay Keating off to give it to him. I don’t trust him... Bae? Since when do you have a bae? What Twilight Zone episode did I step into? 

Why not? It’s kinda amusing, to be honest, hearing their shady little theories. Jealousy is such an embarrassing emotion. Good thing I never have to deal with it. Oh, so was that what you were doing with him? That explains all the sounds then. Oh please, do you seriously think I need to watch out for whitebread? We both know that the only reason he even gets to work for Keating is because his daddy gave her a big fat check to look after him. About that, sorta already have plans tonight, but if they fall through then I’ll let you know.

Amusing? What part of it is amusing? I think it’s rather rude or them. They have no reason to undermine you or your intelligence. Right, it must be nice having the emotional system of a robot. What sounds? You might want to get your hearing checked or something, Harper, you’re probably hearing things. Exactly, his daddy bought his way in. God knows what else he can do with the power his money supplies him with.... Already have plans? Doing what?

So, apparently my teacher awarded me a trophy for being hot and for my superior sex skills. Or at least, that’s what people have been whispering behind my back. I’m not going to dispute it, so you sore losers can think whatever you wanna think. And for the record, I don’t see any fault in getting a trophy for that anyways. After all, if anyone would deserve one, it would be me. 

Don’t listen to them, Aiden. You obviously got the trophy because you’re one of the smartest in the class. They’re all idiots for insinuating anything less than that. I was just yelling at Douglas for it earlier. Fair warning; watch your back about him. He’s out to claim your prize for his own. Congratulations on the trophy by the way, you completely deserve it. So, how will we be celebrating this victory? I mean, knowing you, I feel like I’m right to assume you do actually want to go out to celebrate such a such a thing.