Crimson Beginning Confessions

“I'm so glad that Ramsey Goyle got himself a proper wife and now has a son - good for him!”

“Igor Karkaroff is clearly off his rocker. Why would a foreigner choose to stay here when we’re in the middle of a war? He should go home before he winds up dead!”

“Why hasn’t Sirius been attending Order meetings? Isn't it suspicious how often he seems to find reasons not to be there?”

“I saw Charity Burbage flirting up a storm with Tilden Toots the other day. Why does Charity keep going after other women’s men?!”

“Of all the times to be bringing a child into this world, this is probably the worst! I think it's just plain selfish! What gives? Everyone thinks they’re going to die and so don’t bother with birth control?”

“I saw Charity Burbage cooing over Ramsey Goyle’s baby the other day. Should Mrs Goyle be worried?”

“I saw Sirius visiting Marlene’s apartment the other day. Is there something going on between them?”

“Narcissa Malfoy is flawless. I heard her hair’s insured for 10,000 galleons.”

“Anyone else notice that Remus Lupin acts strange every now and then?”

“Ramsey and Charity should run away together and live happily ever after!”

“How is Alastor Moody going to chase Death Eaters down with only one foot? Do we need a new Head Auror?”

“I’m worried about Edgar. Should he really be in the Order at this point?”

“Lily looks big enough to burst! Is she having twins?”

“My heart breaks for Marlene, she’s a sweetheart and I want nothing but good things for her.”

“Igor is sooo handsome, only I have to wonder: is it just the hair? Would he still make us swoon if he were bald?”

“When is Tilden gonna put a ring on Daisy’s finger already?”

“I nearly felt sorry for Walden during the last prompt. Who knew that was even possible?”