i’ve been the archer and i’ve been the prey.
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kaisa kallas, personification of estonia. historically and culturally inspired.

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@vibulaskja
i’ve been the archer and i’ve been the prey.
rules
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kaisa kallas, personification of estonia. historically and culturally inspired.

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might fuck around and let nature reclaim me
does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while
yeah
god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers
one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)
im just gonna keep adding to this bc this is all i can think about but skdjksjfkj she’s also MORTAL enemies with this one shithead kid who literally just hangs around at the amusement park. plays pranks on her and the other employees and is a general menace. they are SWORN ENEMIES and her life mission is to DESTROY HIM (even tho hes like. 12)
there’s a rat problem because of course there is, which she can deal with. it’s not ideal, but um...what amusement park doesn’t have a rat problem haha....ha...ha......but what she CANNOT deal with is when one of her employees starts NAMING THEM and CARRYING ONE AROUND (its name is hot dog and it’s their favourite rat) and KNITTING THEM TINY RAT SWEATERS
some of yall need to go lie down on the forest floor and grow moss
*likes your anonymous ask but not in an "i sent it"-way*

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happy mundayyyy
tretiyrim replied to your post “thinking about kaisa as a vlogger and her entire channel is just half...”
10/10 would subscribe and turn on notifications
EXCELLENT you’ll know her neighbours more than they know themselves
thinking about kaisa as a vlogger and her entire channel is just half hour long vlogs of her standing in front of her stove, cooking, and just rambling about like. neighbourhood gossip. she also talks about her routines, the best way (her way) to make bread, and her collection of antique plates or whatever and just tells the same stories over and over again. sometimes one of her cats walks into the frame and then it’s just 5-10 minutes of her baby talking/doting on the cat
spartiskan replied to your post “baltic muse mood is just. trying to collect a complete set of 3……”
i have 1 in my head perhaps One day...
pls..........//eyes emoji but also tell me more.........
baltic muse mood is just. trying to collect a complete set of 3......

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ok i think i’m just goign to fucking create a verse for the amusement park stuff bc i am LIVING for it and also if you see your muse within it pls pls discuss it with me. also i realised that the link to the uniform picture in my v v first post stopped working so here it is below the cut, it’s horrible i love it
god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers
one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)
im just gonna keep adding to this bc this is all i can think about but skdjksjfkj she’s also MORTAL enemies with this one shithead kid who literally just hangs around at the amusement park. plays pranks on her and the other employees and is a general menace. they are SWORN ENEMIES and her life mission is to DESTROY HIM (even tho hes like. 12)
spartiskan replied to your post “vibulaskja: god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park...”
gilbert could be a disgruntled and somewhat lazy carnie/repair person for the rides that probably arent up to code. also gets in trouble for freaking out kids and being cheap with his repairs lol
LMAOOO i love that the reason that all of the rides are defunct is bc he’s the one fixing them (and they don’t have the budget to get someone better lolol) and kaisa has written up so many disciplinary notes for him EXCEPT she’s also the only one who cares about them. she’s also thrown her binder/clipboard at him on many occasions.
god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers
one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)
date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)
mushroom roulette

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god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms (pic under cut) and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers
*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*
*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*