archer.

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

yeah

god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers

one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)

im just gonna keep adding to this bc this is all i can think about but skdjksjfkj she’s also MORTAL enemies with this one shithead kid who literally just hangs around at the amusement park. plays pranks on her and the other employees and is a general menace. they are SWORN ENEMIES and her life mission is to DESTROY HIM (even tho hes like. 12)

there’s a rat problem because of course there is, which she can deal with. it’s not ideal, but um...what amusement park doesn’t have a rat problem haha....ha...ha......but what she CANNOT deal with is when one of her employees starts NAMING THEM and CARRYING ONE AROUND (its name is hot dog and it’s their favourite rat) and KNITTING THEM TINY RAT SWEATERS

some of yall need to go lie down on the forest floor and grow moss

*likes your anonymous ask but not in an "i sent it"-way*

god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers

one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)

im just gonna keep adding to this bc this is all i can think about but skdjksjfkj she’s also MORTAL enemies with this one shithead kid who literally just hangs around at the amusement park. plays pranks on her and the other employees and is a general menace. they are SWORN ENEMIES and her life mission is to DESTROY HIM (even tho hes like. 12)

god a HILARIOUS au would be some sort of amusement park worker AU, except it’s a really shitty amusement park with no budget, half the rides are defunct, and everyone is really sweaty and wearing terrible uniforms that look like this and kaisa is a very stressed out and underpaid manager with a clipboard, who is slowly, slowly losing it due to the antics of her useless, useless coworkers

one of her eyes is permanently twitching and the only respite she gets is the hour before the amusement park opens, when no one is there and she can have some Peace for just a little bit before customers come in. she has a giant handbook of Rules that she writes up her underlings employees for whenever they cause Shenanigans and is constantly adding stuff to it. there’s a whodunnit storyline where someone is stealing everyone’s flip flops/sunhats/lunches/whatever and the gang has to find out whomst (and she has to interrogate everyone individually and it gets Ugly/hilarious) (turns out to be a very intelligent crow who becomes her mortal enemy)

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

mushroom roulette

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*