What If...?

Should I introduce myself.

Yep, and the stuff that’s stronger than that if we need it.

Should I introduce myself.

Seems only right to go out on a high. Maybe if we’re bevved up enough, we won’t smell it coming...

Should I introduce myself.

It’s been an honor briefly knowing you Adam.

Should I introduce myself.

We share an office with Ryan...I repeat we’re bloody doomed.

Should I introduce myself.

...We’re bloody doomed aren’t we?

Should I introduce myself.

Wow christ okay... so we need to invest in a lot of air fresher then.

Should I introduce myself.

Yeah I get that, believe me I do. [Smiles slightly] Pretty glad about that myself. [Nods] Right got it... how bad are they? 

Should I introduce myself.

I’m pretty sure we were more focused on putting the moustache out at the time... and then trying to get Geoff not to bloody murder me for it. [Smiles back] If there’s anything we can do to help with that, just let us know okay? [Considers the question for a moment before responding] Expect chaos pretty much always, in and outside of content. This is an office where bevs will be consumed, belongings will be farted on... seriously you might want to let Geoff know which stuff’s yours so it doesn’t get caught in the crossfire. A couple of times someone’s broken a door or a wall too... but its also an office where you’ll laugh several times a day, and hopefully have a lot of fun. AH is a pretty bloody top place really. I’ve always felt lucky to be here.

Should I introduce myself.

[Lips quirk a little at the mental image] Christ that must’ve been a bit of a shock. [Leans in a little conspiratorially to whisper] I was the real reason Geoff got rid of his moustache... I accidentally burnt it off. [Grins and nods] Definitely, it’s a great place to work. You’re all gonna fit in perfectly too as far as I can tell.

Should I introduce myself.

I guess it is pretty top. [Smiles] Yeah definitely! I’ve ended up on the bloody ceiling before because I’ve messed something up somewhere along the lines... its kind of nice to know it’s not just me.

Should I introduce myself.

Oh, that sounds bloody top! I guess mine’s kind of similar? Except I don’t use my brain. Well not in the same sense anyway... I use molecules. Well sometimes. Sometimes they use me more than I use them its... kind of bloody confusing to most people honestly. I’m not sure even I fully understand them.

Should I introduce myself.

I’ll do my best to try not to mess up your side then! Sometimes my molecules act up a little, but I’ll do my best to keep them under control... What’s your power?

Should I introduce myself.

Yeah that’s me! We are? Top!...Um sorry its such a mess. I wish I could say it was usually better than this but...

Hi? You’re one of the funhaus guys right?