hes just a lil guy

I need someone to hit me with a hammer I keep meaning to post WIPs and then just never do it

dude getting excited bc you get a notification for a comment on a fic, just to realise it’s a scam or ai (or both) is SO fucking annoying

Gortash holding the point of a sword to Durge’s neck and listing off all his usual threats to remain in control and all that, and once he’s done he asks, “understood?” and Durge just let’s out a wheeze bc they’re enjoying the moment far too much to properly verbalise it.

lets go divas first full draft of a fic completed for the first time in 4 months

It’s been over two months since I’ve properly posted a fic and I do really want to but I just can’t seem to finish one lol. Either I putter out on smth halfway through or I’m like eh this is already similar to smth I’ve already done so oh well AUGH I want to post something…

House of Hope child Enver having to clean + polish various statues of Raphael that he would definitely have decorating his halls. As a small, self-serving act, Enver spits in the face of the statues before using said saliva to ‘polish’ it.