Villain: Gimme that shit right now, or I'm gonna rip it off you my goddamn self; give it to me!
[Pronto cautiously paces back and away from the villain.]
Pronto: Uh, how about no? Hehe.
Villain: Oh. You'd rather do this the hard way.
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Villain: Gimme that shit right now, or I'm gonna rip it off you my goddamn self; give it to me!
[Pronto cautiously paces back and away from the villain.]
Pronto: Uh, how about no? Hehe.
Villain: Oh. You'd rather do this the hard way.

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The rest of it is a pile of malarkey!
Trixie about the Burning World
Randon Max Jackson Fan 1: Will you sign my birth certificate? Take my house! Sign my tax forms! Sign my toes! My bed is made of scorpions!
Random Max Jackson Fan 2: ...what? You should get that fixed!
Kiss your butt goodbye, Pronto!
Kord during a duel with Pronto
Stunning rescue, guys. You crashed and burned, and now you're nothing but a pile of wreckage. Shouldn't you normies be good at all this valid socializing stuff? Aren't you embarrassed?!
Twist/Swick to the Shane Gang

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Someone: [To Pronto] You reek of desperation.
Trixie: That's his natural scent.
I fail to see how your flippant chatter would spark anything but annoyance. Even Junjie was put off by your shallowness.
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Kord: So what's the plan?
Eli: I don't know. He's (Junjie) smart, she's (Trixie) mean. They'll think of something.
Random woman: My scarf is like a DISHCLOTH? My eyes are like GRAPES? The Eastern Champion would never use such utterly unromantic analogies!
Pronto [to Junjie]: Your similes were a tad mundane, to be fair. I'm shocked you couldn't even manage, "Your eyes are like jewels."
Junjie: Look, I'm just a regular man, and she totally put me on a spot. All I could think of were things I knew!
Watching Dana Leave:
Kord: Like a wolf-
Trixie: She walks alone.
Eli: [howls]
Pronto: Off-key!

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Eli: PARDON?! You're quite ill-mannered. I hadn't even finished speaking!
Twist: You know what's ill-mannered? Bringing up a totally unrelated person during a romantic interlude!
Dana: I'm sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
Kord: You didn't have a happy childhood?
Dana: My favorite toy was a HAMMER! You finish the puzzle.
Trixie: PARDON?! You're quite ill-mannered. I hadn't even finished speaking!
Dana: You know what's ill-mannered? Bringing up a totally unrelated person during a romantic interlude!
Dana: Ooh, you don't look happy.
Trixie: I'm not!
Dana: Yay!
I used to be big into fighting games. As I mastered their ins and outs, I learned the super moves in real life via osmosis.
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Someone: Thank you Trixie. [Places their hand on her shoulder.]
Trixie: NEVER touch me.
Yepperoni. Dana disappeared.
Prontoβs report after the Shane Gang failed to catch her