very sad quotes

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

True Friendship is a plant of slow growth.

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.

He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved and never hated.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.