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everythingfox

austimpowerz

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

segamascott

rowlfthedog

waxenneat

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

anekie

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

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alexsiple

#yakuza #fanart

were--ralph

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

were--ralph

Visit Original Link

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

were--ralph

people asking for the actual video, i can't post it because it's behind a paywall LMAO. but apparently this guy does that a lot. his @ is @MasculineJason (LOL) on twitter

were--ralph

i can't stop laughing at this and his @ like. Big Masculine Manly Man does a BIG masculine cum it's so fucking funny. Like what more can you even say about this it's so fucking funny. Fucking insecure masculinity

#holy shit #i cannot stop laughing

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

nanagofest

💛 Happy birthday to the man himself! 💛

Nanami, may your day be full of books, long walks on the beach, and Gojo waiting on you hand and foot.

💙💛💙 Psst, it's day three of NanaGo Fest, too!💛💙💛

#jjk #the husband

alcrego

🔴 🔴

#art art #wireframe wolf

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forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

whitakerforever

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

myterriblethirties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 7 years old today (July 2, 2024) and the gif is still funny af to me. Happy birthday to my beautiful and brilliant big girl, Marceline!!

thatacefrog

Happy birthday!!!

smallerontheoutside

happy birthday to her !!

lunarriviera

happy 9th bday marcelline! i hope you never find this post!

#only on tumblr

rednines

uququ

the parallel w/ germanic bear is interesting but it must be said that "brown one" is vastly inferior to "cutie pie"

rattlesnek

my nickname "guy who doesn't attack people" is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the nickname

ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

#i love how it recommends you make your own sweet and sour mix because the store ones are 'loaded with sugar and additives'#it's mostly simple syrup that is literally just sugar water!#and are we really worrying about the healthiness of our booze bomb?#i'm hoping that line was a joke that just went over my head

hollowboobtheory

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

maraudingcaptain

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

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