not even once until now

Post like Pokemon were real.

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

people asking for the actual video, i can't post it because it's behind a paywall LMAO. but apparently this guy does that a lot. his @ is @MasculineJason (LOL) on twitter

i can't stop laughing at this and his @ like. Big Masculine Manly Man does a BIG masculine cum it's so fucking funny. Like what more can you even say about this it's so fucking funny. Fucking insecure masculinity

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 7 years old today (July 2, 2024) and the gif is still funny af to me. Happy birthday to my beautiful and brilliant big girl, Marceline!!

Happy birthday!!!

happy birthday to her !!

happy 9th bday marcelline! i hope you never find this post!

my nickname "guy who doesn't attack people" is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the nickname

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank