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sometime in the near-ish future, if I don't forget, I'm actually going to separate this blog into a couple other ones. just fyi
haven't decided on how or anything
this blog will become my reblog blog. I will rebrand it eventually.
tech related stuff and any original content will come from @buildroot-official
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I know that optics arenβt the worst thing about President 47 but I wanna talk about the optics anyways and his insistence on personally supergluing gold to stuff is kind of a perfect encapsulation of why heβs such a weird phenomenon in presidential history.
Historically, the president of the United States has had the double role of being the executive/military leader of the country and being the spiritual leader of the country. The example of the American family. The (supposedly) humble servant of the American people.
President itself used to be a much more humble word before it got associated with politics. It was the title picked because it was used for stuff like the leader of your local horse riding club or whatever the fuck.
Like even if the president is an evil dirty rotten nepo baby, heβs supposed to be just some guy. A very powerful guy, but still just some guy.
Itβs like how during triumph processions in Ancient Rome they had a guy there to whisper in the generalβs ear βremember that you are only a manβ to remind them that this was a temporary honor and if they got too ambitious they would be put down.
A president needs to be seen shoveling ice cream into his face. A president lives in a relatively tiny apartment above the White House. A president lives in tasteful but relatively humble surroundings. The White House doesnβt belong to him after all. It belongs to us. The Americans. And anything he does to fuck up the White House heβs doing to our goddamned house so heβd better watch himself.
President 47 is an extremely weird case. Because he wants to be a king. Clearly. But the White House is too humble for a king. Itβs not a white palace. Itβs a White House. Very important distinction. More important than you probably think.
It doesnβt even belong to him though. So he decided to act like it belongs to him anyways. To treat it like a palace. And it looks bad and the courts keep blocking him from building his gaudy ballroom with real gold decorations.
Why the fuck are we paying for real gold decorations? Thatβs us paying for it. American taxpayers. Why does it need real gold? Genuine question.
It doesnβt. That house doesnβt need a ballroom. It doesnβt need gold. The gold that heβs putting up is being held on by superglue.
Like his design sense is somehow the cheapest looking and most offensively expensive looking βimprovementsβ that have ever been done to the White House.
Previous presidents added like. A basketball court. A vegetable garden. Solar panels. Some offices. You know. Stuff youβd need in a big house that you invite guests into and also functions as a government office space.
This guy is adding⦠a ballroom? With gold hubcaps on the outside? Why the fuck do you need a ballroom in a house?
Answer: you donβt. You might need one in a palace though.
The message is clear. Heβs not even trying to be just some guy. And does that matter?
Probably not as much as a lot of other things that heβs done, but still yes. Because since the very beginning itβs been fully understood that the president of the United States must constantly be reminded that he is but a man. This guy is doing his very best to remove all of those reminders and make himself the cheapest looking expensive palace he can imagine.
God damn the king.
Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters youβre like okay yeah people thinking itβs still alive is just wishful thinking huh
New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.
Deep shark so sneaky that thereβs no record of its existance. Deep shark very smart.
Shark so smooth, light slides off
Exactly.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.
Have you considered doing standup comedy?
I prefer to sit.
Well then have you considered sit down comedy?
For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."
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i feel like this is more funny
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
[wandering the CNC machine factory] which of these machines manufactures consent
if i was a plane i wouldnt leave the airport. thats where my friends are
if i was an airplane i wouldnt leave anyone ever again
i wouldnt let anything hurt you
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my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
i like this thing
i like this thing
chat what WM should I switch to on my desktop
which wm
WindowMaker (well, GNUstep entirely; like NeXTSTEP)
Compiz (funny 3D effects, highly customizable, no dock included tho)
Fluxbox (use this on my chromebook, kinda like openbox but much more powerful)
CWM (current on desktop, very minimal, no window decorations, keyboard focused)
Ratpoison (tiling WM entirely keyboard focused. prolly has a learning curve)
somehow patch amiwm to work with a modern compiler (very similar to AmigaOS)
heads up: I am no longer considering amiwm. Just tried it in Xephyr, and it isn't my cup of tea.
Nor ratpoison, I'm not particularly fast with keybinds tbh. I thought it'd be interesting but its too complex for my liking
chat what WM should I switch to on my desktop
which wm
WindowMaker (well, GNUstep entirely; like NeXTSTEP)
Compiz (funny 3D effects, highly customizable, no dock included tho)
Fluxbox (use this on my chromebook, kinda like openbox but much more powerful)
CWM (current on desktop, very minimal, no window decorations, keyboard focused)
Ratpoison (tiling WM entirely keyboard focused. prolly has a learning curve)
somehow patch amiwm to work with a modern compiler (very similar to AmigaOS)
heads up: I am no longer considering amiwm. Just tried it in Xephyr, and it isn't my cup of tea.
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pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
