Home of the Bison Venture

Please don't link me any artwork or TikToks. Please don't mention ANY Venture ships! I don't want to talk about them.

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I'M STILL A BIG FAN OF GRAYING VENTURE... they're getting older, maybe in their fifties, and the obvious silver streaks are poking out in their brunette locks. Not quite silver fox, but definitely headed there. Still covered in tattoos from decades prior, still as handsome as the day you first met them!

I'm imagining a little bit of a bratty reader who gets a little uppity when they want something that catches their eye—phones, clothes, accessories, you name it—and they squelch that bad attitude real fast with a pat to your hips and a swipe of their credit card. Unless they think you don't deserve it (very rare, their princesa deserves the world) then you might get a rolled up newspaper to the booty before chiding you to clean up your act.

Of course, being punished is hardly an actual punishment. But you're an angel, right? 😇

Mainly them being extremely flustered when they see you have their lyrics tattooed, bonus if they wrote that song about you.

Triple bonus if they're on your lower back or on your chest or thighs! They love helping you take care of it if they're brand new, too. So you can expect them to trace the words sensually as they apply lotion to your tender skin. They'd almost be mad that you're hurt, if it wasn't for the fact it's a tattoo lololol

Ack oof I'm sorry I've been so quiet, but yes, I'm okay for the most part! Counseling has been rough and trying to adjust to a normal human schedule is even tougher but I'm doing my best (even if I'm answering this at 3:20 AM lmao),,,

I haven't been doing anything exciting without y'all I promise, I've just been kinda... bleh mentally but I haven't forgotten about this blog I promise! I miss you all nearly everyday!

He provided the voice of Kiriko's kitsune. That's two devastating losses for the rescue in such a short period of time...

Please consider donating a couple dollars to Save A Fox as tribute! I know I'm definitely going to get some of their merch as soon as February rolls in.

Also, sorry for being so quiet, but I'm currently struggling with mental health issues so even the most basic tasks have been incredibly difficult. I won't trauma dump, don't worry, but I'm navigating through it with a new therapist and it's a slow start to say the least.

Imagine just rolling around on a giant exercise ball and having the time of your life. That's cow brain at work, neuron is activated by joyfully kicking around a large soccer ball with no goal in mind. It gets you off your phone and gives you the exercise you need, and you enjoy the enrichment!

Otherwise just imagine having Angela separate you from the other girls to assess your injuries and Venture is on the other side of the pen just desperately reaching through with their arm like some kinda madman lmao

"Sloan get your arm out of the barrier!"

Guess who gets an earful every time she tries to kill you off? Head knight Vendetta, who's made it her life goal to destroy all monsters who come close to her precious kingdom.