COWER AND PRÆY

Letting out static like cats hissing at each other

"Well, now I don't know how to say it without coming out as crass. It's not necessarily a request- more like something I would like to try. Curiosity and all."

"Since when did you ever not say whatever the fuck you wanted? You're just procrastinating. Come on, out with it,"

"I'm certainly weighing my options now, but I want to try sexual intercourse. Is that better?"

"Sure, but I'm a natural. On top of plenty of media training but whatever. Are you going to get on with it?"

"Well, now I don't know how to say it without coming out as crass. It's not necessarily a request- more like something I would like to try. Curiosity and all."

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — "I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — "I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”

Yawns so hard that his jaw cracks and teeth appear down his throat like a terrifying garbage disposal.

Tosses in a rotisserie chicken.

Eats the chicken whole, crunching the bones like crackers. "Could use some seasoning."

𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳-𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳-𝑳𝑰𝑬 , 𝑳𝑰𝑬 !