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@vellabanda
I don't want you to ask me if I'm okay. I want you to kiss me until I am.

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maybe if you rest your forehead against mine and we gaze into each other's eyes for a few hours i'd feel better
Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologise to every single person i have talked to like i am really sorry
This is a great description of a flashback. Something that hurts you in the present (trigger) reminding you of something that hurt you in the past (dad not paying attention) and causing you to flash back to that experience (feeling like you’re 9 years old) and feel terrible (”worthless”). No, fr, feeling suddenly like you’re much younger is a huge clue that you may be having a flashback.

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Whatever this is
Its too early in the morning for me to be seeing stuff this accurate😂
when Jagjit Singh sang "tum haar ke dil apna meri jeet amar kar do" I realized gaane toh mummy papa ke zamaane mein hote the
Last private obviously
smh smh the urge to screenshot each of your ask for future use is so real but im a good friend :D lol
Bro I trust you 😭 ss karle just don't use them too soon 😭😭
cant ss but i wont aisehi if i could, I would just use my memory :D
Makes sense I'd actually do the same so yeah me gets
As if you aren't regretting not taking a certain ss.
I'll go die ab ✌️
As if it ain't your spirit live blogging from hornyell
Facts onli 😮💨
@high-on-dukh WE NEED MORE BRAIN GOING MUSHY LILAC GET DOWN TO BUSINESS IYKYK
@vellabanda you fucking get your girl away from me yearning otherwise you'll be disapproved by me not dating my butru then AND DO GET A ROOM SEND ME THE BILL I'LL PAY
just adopt her so I can marry her without any problem
How come httyd has all the best romantic lines?
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you." I literal classic.
"Astrid, you have me, no matter what. Okay, whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean. I am with you. There will always be a Hiccup and Astrid. Always." I sobbed. Cried real tears when I saw this for the first time.
"And, yes, I've thought about it a lot, I always thought it would be perfect." "This seems pretty perfect to me." "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"It's my betrothal gift to Astrid. It means we'll be together forever." He's such a romantic omg.
"You've always been there for me, and I want to always be there for you. I love you Astrid Hofferson, with everything I have, and I always will." Bros so SMOOTH.
“But with love comes loss, son. It's part of the deal. Sometimes it hurts, but in the end, it's all worth it. There's no greater gift than love.”
"I can't imagine a world without you in it." He's literally a goober HOW does he have this RIZZ.
LIKE??? HOW COME THESE TWO GOOBERS GET THIS? HOW ARE THEY SO DAMN SMOOTH! I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE OMG.
gonna make phuchka hope it turns out good heh
Merko bhi khilaiyooo
me ko bhi plzzz T_T

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UPDATE UPDATE :
Ye meri gaaliyo ki vocab ke liye merko sugar mummy bana rakha hai.
Why the fuck am I doing so much bakwaas in your inbox
gaaliyon ki sugar mommy is a dream job fr
dream job wth XD
me was excess high yesterday.
babe humko bhi ek ss upload karna chaiye ig especially 13/02/23 10:15 am
bolo kare kya sharmaji~
SHuT Up NO Ekdum nahiiiiiii.
@high-on-dukh @hell-lit011019 dekho sharma ke besharm ko
@vellabanda hii sharma jii is my bachaa too yk
👀
sry @high-on-dukh ignore nhi kiye the bas mis hogaya me was busy with @vellhighbandi (no double meaning)
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE
Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.
Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.
Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation
Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT
Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.
Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam
Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.
Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.
german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.
belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower
turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”
romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here
Brazilian recipes: make an extra sweet (preferably with chocolate) version of other culture’s food (sushis, hot dogs, pizzas, kibes, sfeehas, spaghetti made of chocolate; strawberry sashimis, banana burritos…)
American South recipes: put a stick of butter in it. Oh, you already put butter in? Well, bless your heart honey, but go ahead and put another stick of butter in there.
Polish Recipes: potato? Potato.
Lithuanian Recipes : You’ll need mushrooms from THIS EXACT forest , and good luck knowing what spices you need because every version of this recipe is different ,you’ll either cook it too long or too little and it won’t taste the way you remember it from childhood ADD MORE MUSHROOMS FROM THE ROOTS OF THE TWELFTH TREE IN THIS FOREST
Croatian recipes: add vegeta. did you put some vegeta? i need you to put some vegeta there
Hungarian recipes: add more paprika and/or sour cream. More. More. MORE. And if you mention that you find it too greasy/spicy, you’re disrespecting our ancestors back to Attila the Hun.
Cajun recipes: go out to the bayou and kill three aquatic animals at random. make a roux. cook the aforementioned three animals in the roux with the entire contents of your spice cabinet
Bukharan recipes: get some rice, add some meat, at least 4 vegetables, and a dried fruit. Layer it. Do you have the cooking towel? What do you mean you want the recipe written down?
austrian recipies: start with meat. that’s not enough meat. more grease. more meat. you think that’s enough grease? ok but have you considered intestines…. blood sausage… who can afford to waste a single hair of this pig? if you can’t handle more meat, just grind it and mix it with bread before adding it to the dish. needs more grease. fry it. is it black yet? hmm needs more butter. try a cheese coating. fry these onions. serve with sauerkraut
South Indian recipes : fry onions, add spices, blend it and turn it into a chutney.
Remember: everything can be turned into a chutney or a curry. Make sure you add enough chili powder, incase you think it isn’t enough, add some more…and then some more….. Just empty the bottle of chili powder.
If it’s not spicy enough, eat a raw chili and onion with your meal.
Egyptian recipes: you sure think those ingredients do not go together, but they do, mix them and don’t be a coward, enjoy the taste.
Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
Y’all need to chill
no fr
2018 been kicking my ass. I can’t take no chances.
Final tonight, had to double back.
Not playing
y’all suck…
but reblogging anyways 😜
I am so sorry but I couldn’t risk it
Coulnt risk it my lifes already trash
UPDATE UPDATE :
Ye meri gaaliyo ki vocab ke liye merko sugar mummy bana rakha hai.
Why the fuck am I doing so much bakwaas in your inbox
gaaliyon ki sugar mommy is a dream job fr
dream job wth XD
me was excess high yesterday.
babe humko bhi ek ss upload karna chaiye ig especially 13/02/23 10:15 am
bolo kare kya sharmaji~
SHuT Up NO Ekdum nahiiiiiii.
@high-on-dukh @hell-lit011019 dekho sharma ke besharm ko
@vellabanda why you threatening my butru?
(send me vo ss privately)
Betrayed BY MY OWN MAATE!!!!! Going to go spill to Baoji. Right Fucking NOW
sure @hell-lit011019
@vellhighbandi
shut up yore the dumber idiot
yeah but I'm not super smart it's definatly u babe
me super smart? noicejokes
meko bolne ka jarurat hi nhi ur gang knows ur smart

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@vellhighbandi
shut up yore the dumber idiot
yeah but I'm not super smart it's definatly u babe
Ao3 is down and Twitter is falling apart. How's everyone doing over here?
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attention do sahi jagah
on my wayyy