blushed cheeks

if my dad has taught me anything is to never end up with someone like him

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

Bruh I just watched this musical for the first time and it's so cute?????

The Princess Diaries (2001) may only have a 47% on rotten tomatoes but it will always have a 100% in my heart

The most important quote I've said from college "I'm such a slut for the social network"

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

cutie colin jost