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I have decided to make some posts about Dylan & Eric Diversion Programs ordered by the Court bc they must be some of the most interesting and revealing docs among the 11k. The amounts of B.S. that Dylan & Eric answered & wrote in that Diversion Program deserve several posts. The Program was uselessness for Dylan and Eric. In my following post, I will start with details of Dylan's Diversion Program. This is only the intro with some details to consider:

1. The lazy attitude & absenteeism of Dylan during the Program where he did not stop drinking but he also cheated on his tests (to measure substances & mainly his alcohol level) but nobody at the Program realized, asked or cared. So Dylan was like:

2. Eric's hypocrisy ("I do want to control my anger") and also the bold honesty of his answers ("I have suicidal and homicidal thoughts") but also nobody at the Program realized, asked or cared. So Eric was like:

It's also remarkable the difference in the reactions and attitude of their parents at facing D & E situations.

3. Susan Klebold declared they had no idea that Dylan had alcohol problems before he was arrested for the van breakin and she tried to embellish & excuse Dylan for the van breakin writing almost emotional mini essays, even "creating" new facts in the reports. She was like:

4. Meanwhile Wayne Harris in total silence, wrote 1 & 2 succinct lines with the straight facts: van break in, car property damage, theft of electronic devices.

So when Eric and Dylan ended early their Diversion Program due to their good behavior, they really were like:

1. claim that dylan was manipulated by eric; always works! after all, most popular narratives support that claim! even if you read their journals, eric sounds more unhinged.

2. believe that eric was a psychopath and had no remorse for anyone at all, he hated every person in the world and had no desire to socialize with anyone, that he was being genuine in his journal and wanted to murder everyone.

3. get most of your info about the case from dave cullen’s book about the case because it obviously is accurate and simplifies both e and d into their fitting personalities that will help you larp!

4. make edits infantilizing dylan, dont forget to add a lana del rey song to it and thousands of overlays including deer comparisons. everyone will love it! he was a victim, after all. you need to use alight motion like anyone else. or if you’re extra lazy, stretch images of him with an aqua song in the background.

5. only read their journals and watch the available tapes of them and take them for granted; do not bother reading witnesses reports or hearing their peers perspectives on it, you must not learn about their friends or anyone for that matter who have known them, or even read the 11k (too many pages for our attention span, nobody cares!)

6. you MUST like kmfdm, rammstein or other industrial bands. oh, and maybe play doom too. however, only bother hearing the symbols or xtort album from KMFDM, because those are the albums both eric and dylan liked!

7. if you’d like to invest, get a 100% polyester wrath or natural selection shirt from aliexpress. (wrath font must be an inaccurate one). then, show it off to everyone! it will hint that you’re dedicated!