SCREW YOU GUYS.

“The doctor said to get plenty of bed rest.” “Did you take your medicine?” “You’re burning up!” “Do you want me to get you another blanket?” “If you’re not better by tomorrow, we’re going to the hospital.” “You’ve been sniffling for ten minutes. Just blow your nose!” “Let me feel your forehead.” “You just need to sleep this off.” “You can’t go out like this!” “Come on, you need to eat.” “Do you want me to make you some chicken soup?” “Maybe some steam will clear you up.” “Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up.” “I don’t think it’s allergies.” “Did you eat something weird?”

                                      ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ , ʏᴇᴛ ɪꜱ ʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ? ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱᴛɪɴʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴠᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ , ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴛᴏɴᴇ . ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ʜɪꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴍ , ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ , ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ . ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ . ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴇʀᴀ . ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ , ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ . ʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ NO . ʜᴇ ᴅᴇɴɪᴇᴅ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ , ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴅᴇꜱᴛɪɴʏ . ꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ , ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ . ʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴛɪɴʏ . ʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴍ ɢʀᴇᴡ ʙᴀᴄᴋ , ʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ , ʜᴇ ᴛʜʀɪᴠᴇᴅ , ʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ . ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ . ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ꜰɪɴɴ . ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴏʏ .

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kiinkshamed:

                           kay sooooo … new ERIC CARTMAN blog here ! slightly canon divergent . so , please reblog this post to get the word around , i’d really appreciate it hahah . i’ll be sure to check you out ^^