BREAKING NEWS: NEW YEAR, NEW ME?
1 January 1821
Bannerman and Raffles have been recalled by The British crown. A newly knighted Sir Arthur Hayes has been granted the role of Governor of the newly-formed British East India Administration, comprising the EICâs colonies, Rafflesâ domain, and assuming all the operations of British control in the Archipelago. Locals throughout Penang and South Sumatra rejoice and dance in the streets at this development! All hail Arthur Hayes!Â
King William of the Netherlands, dismayed by his subjectsâ incompetence in managing a 300-year-old colonial enterprise, has suffered from a mental breakdown and has declared direct authoritarian rule over the Netherlandsâ colonies, especially in East India. His subjects rejoice, and the previous administrators are reportedly being paraded around the streets of Batavia wearing âdunceâ hats.
Several former colonies of the British and Dutch are now enjoying self-rule, particularly the Mataram successor states of Yogyakarta and Surakarta. Huzzein reportedly has an entourage of 4 huzzes surrounding him at all times as Sultan of Johor-Riau-Lingga-Pahang. The deposed Sir Stamford Raffles, Thomas Otho Travers, and Raja Jaafar, all of whom are in Bencoolen at the moment, are reportedly planning to move to Fort Canning due to it being âone MRT station awayâ, leaving everyone confused as to what Fort Canning and MRTs are.
















