tyler

Your mom went to the moon fi rst but nobody believes me

I don't think it's ever possible to feel sexual in Uniqlo

I don't want tomorrow to come

Life could feel like a supplement bottle

My sleep schedule has been messed TF up for the past two weeks

How do you romanticize life in an apartment with grey floorboards

I wish i lived in the types of world that only exist in language learning textbooks and yaoi

I can do amazing things with frozen perogies

I wish i could stop doomscrolling sometimes

Bragging about being sleep deprived is the most insufferable humble brag ever among academically accomplished people. Pass by a group of annoying CS majors and you might just hear about person X pulled an all-nighter because of the midterm or whatever