this dude is fucked up bruh - house m.d

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store