this dude is fucked up bruh - house m.d

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

Torterra.....

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do