ERYTHROCYTE.

Vantastic

YOU ARE VERY LUCKY I FIND YOU TOLERABLE, BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY KICKED YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OUT OF HUMOR 101.

Someone “t)(irst follows” someone else w)(en t)(ey sea a selfie and decide t)(ey want to do t)(e sex wit)( t)(at person, so t)(ey follow t)(eir blog~

I CANNOT SEE THE LOGIC HERE. LIKE. AT ALL. BUT SURE, OKAY. WHATEVER THE FUCK FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

Im Sorry Professor I Really Will Focus More On My Studies Please Do Not Make Me Do This I Already Have So Much Work To Take Care Of And Im Sure Theres Some Other Way That I Can Pay You Back Like A Nicely Written Note Or A Free Hug Pass Or Something That Isnt A Paper

SEEING AS I AM A KIND AND MERCIFUL TROLL (CUE THE LAUGHTRACK) I WILL LET YOU GO THIS TIME, BUT YOU BETTER ACE MY NEXT TEST. IT'S ON MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH WITHOUT USING CHEAP GAGS SUCH AS SLAPSTICK COMEDY AND JOKES ABOUT EXPELLING ANY SORT OF GAS. IF YOU PASS, YOU WILL BE AMONG LAUGHING LEGENDS.

And Anyway Do All Jokes Have To Fall Under Those Titles Such As Knock Knock And Memes Or Can They Just Be Funny Because Ill Be Quite Honest I Have Not Done As Much Research As I Could Have For This

THEY CAN, BUT USUALLY THEY HAVE A CATEGORY. NOT LIKE EVERY ONE NEEDS ONE, BUT STILL. IT'S EASIER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY FUNNY JOKES THAT WAY. AND YOU BETTER READ UP, BECAUSE I WANT A TEN PAGE ESSAY NO DOUBLE SPACING ON MY DESK TOMORROW. 

They Really Should Be Laughing