level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gro

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

re: "stop calling yourself a chud" stopppp calling things a humiliation ritual. "humiliation rituals" are a conspiracy theory that the "elite cabal" or "illuminati" or whoever else (read: jews) force celebrities to embarrass themselves in public (read: do anything kind of gay or gendery) to maintain good standing, thereby destroying western society. you don't need this nazi word!!

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

Hahah every trans person loves [product]. Trans culture is [music by cis people]. I mean [cis person] is soooo trans-coded. To be trans is to like [video game]. Queer culture is pretty much just [product]. Spend money spend money spend money consumerism labubu . Stuff animal . Video game . Generic Pop Star . Celebrity .

i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven

папаяхуан2019 планирам да стана единственото куче, което да не отиде в рая

Spider in my bed

First gentle touch I've had since my wife left

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

its become a running joke that gyro smells bad and while yeah he probably does, i feel like johnny is being overlooked here as someone who also stinks. maybe not as bad as gyro but like considering their circumstances, they probably both reek.