I’M ON HER BEAN, MISTER

was at a bar last night trying to watch the world cup game and a house remix of First We Take Manhattan was on

and then i had the realization that his voice is almost 1:1 slimes fronchman voice

Basically they want me poisoned + killed + maimed but all I do is hang out

happy juneteenth currently shitting my brains out in a bar in istanbul from drinking too much beer the night before

we got the bar to put on jane remover and danced with a kazakh lady who said my cold hands were because my heart is cold

m2af <3

something about the 'conscious rap' type freestyle guy voice kills me so bad . 'i hurl and i heave / my uncle named steve / and he groomed that one kid my mom still talks to him..'

also shoutout middle school aged boy who overheard me ask the flight attendant if the meal had any dairy and then stared down the cheesecake it came with until i gave it to him