PROM @ SBURB ESPIONAGE ACADEMY
You attend a prestigious, and a very much private school called Sburb Espionage Academy. Most people know it simply as Sburb Academy. As far as anybody knew, it was a regular school meant only for qualified applicants; if you attended, you either had a lot of money or a lot of wit. To you and your peers, it meant much more: Sburb Espionage Academy was a school that you only got in through connections or scouting, meant to train the applicable individual the skills for.. Well, spying. And espionage. Come on now, the name explains it all, doesn't it?
The thing is, that your years at Sburb were coming to a close. This is your final year at the academy, your graduation date drawing near. It would be a momentous occasion; not everybody got through four years in the academy, much less the first few months. And although Sburb rarely followed anything that other regular schools did, there was one thing that they did do: Prom.
The academy had brutally trained you for the last three years, wearing you down to the wire and making sure that you had /all/ the skills necessary for your future career. It was almost laughable really, that they had planned to close it with a happy event.
You place your glass on the bar counter with a soft clink, looking at the server pointedly. They are quick to serve you another glass of tonic water.
You can't help but think that something's going to happen. Nevermind the fact that you hadn't been able to track down anybody that had any real information about the prom. The organizers were kept anonymous, and the school had been very wary to disclose any information. No, that wasnt what worried you, seeing as it wouldn't be the first time that things had been so secretive. But you knew at least one thing, from your years at Sburb Espionage Academy:
There was no way that they were going to let you off this easily.
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Hello, my name is Agent 102331-A! You may call me Agent, if you experience any difficulties with the pronounciation! I am simply honoured to be in charge of debriefing you on the specifics of our third annual prom. Oh, it is simply going to be wonderful, I am so excited for you!
RULE NUMBER ONE: You are fully expected to follow general Sburb Academy rules! You can find these under the 'VANSTUCK RULES' section of your manual! Please remember to respect your peers, and the space you are using. Failure to follow through with these rules could result in permanent termination! That would be simply dreadful, oh /no/!
RULE NUMBER TWO: If you are arriving in disguise, (I've heard that it has been called cosplay recently; how delightful!) please make sure that you do not make a mess in our facilities! To uphold this rule, every member coming in with paint on their bodies will be subject to a towel test upon entrance! Unfortunately, if you fail this test, you will not be permitted to enter the premises.
Please keep in mind that putting on your paint at the premisis is not an option! It is highly unprofessional, and may result in getting held back a grade. You must understand that we are an espionage academy!
RULE NUMBER THREE: Please be advised that food is to be brought by you, the students! We do not want anybody to go hungry, that would be simply dreadful! Please take care to bring anything you can! This year, we have upgraded our facility to include a simple kitchen, so frozen foods such as lasagna and, well, anything else that you people eat would be favourable!
RULE NUMBER FOUR: Please be /very/ well advised that there will be no drugs or alcohol available at this prom! If you do manage to slip something in, or become intoxicated prior to coming to the event, well, I do not want to frighten you! Please keep in mind that while I did not attend your school, I have been trained ever since my birth to deal with /troublemakers/. I hope that it does not come to that, you are all valued members of our academy!
RULE NUMBER FIVE: Please remember to bring your $10 admission fee! If you cannot afford the $10 admission fee, please let one of the authorative figures know; we do not want anybody to be left out of this absolutely phenomenal, once-in-a-life-time event!
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1.) COAT CHECK: There will be a free-of-charge coat check! You will be given a slip with your number on it once you check your things in! Please keep in mind that you cannot access your things without giving your slip to the attendant!
2.) PHOTO BOOTH: Well, we do want to keep some traditions, even if we are an espionage school. There will be a photobooth, so if you would like to take a picture of your significant other and yourself (young love; how marvelous!), please remember to give our photographer a tap on the shoulder. (Is that what you humans say? I am not sure; I apologize for my lack of knowledge in this part.)
3.) GAMES: There will be various /games/ available to play! Please do not pay attention to how I said the word /games/, it is just your imagination!
No, I insist, it is just a figment of your imagination! Further inquiries will mean incapacitation, and it will /not/ be me on the receiving end!
4.) MUSIC: The music will be chosen by /you/, the students! I am looking forward to seeing what youngsters these days are listening to; I hope to see some academy-spy-espionage themed music as well!
There may be other Features in the future; if there are new features added, a school-wide announcement will be made.
Thank you for listening to the RULES AND FEATURES. Agent 102331-A, signing out! It has been an absolute pleasure to be of use to you!
(If you do not have a Facebook account, please feel free to leave us an ask or fanmail with what kind of music/food you want to bring!)
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