Vanarec

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

happy do it weird wednesday everybody

not to be autistic but i wish i could purr because conveying the fact that i feel positive takes so much energy. i could just make Chest Sound

every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday

phineas and ferb heritage post

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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