vamps

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

"you could just eat normal clementine slices?" NO! I want to eat ROCKS!

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable